Tyler V. LaRento's On-The-Record comments regarding Tyler Larinto (excerpts from THE INTERVIEW)

• "It's not that I don't love the guy, it's just that his only skill set involves fires and dumpsters."

• "I mean, there are eyebrows...and there are EYEBROWS. Let's just say that Mr. Larinto and I are not in the same category."

• "Oh, I see, you wanna know about the DUMPSTER FIRES...OK, well, like I always say, there are just 3 Types of Dumpster Fires in this world. Obviously.

  1. • • • • • • Dumpster Fire #1: Those who watch things happen.

               • Dumpster Fire #2: Those who make things happen.

               • Dumpster Fire #3: Those who stand by and say, "What happened?"

             • Let's just say that Mr. Larinto wins Gold, Silver, AND Bronze for this one."

           • And no, I (Tyler LaRento), am no dumpster fire."

"Thank you for the interview."